That’s the last time she chooses a pat down over the full-body scanner.
Yolanda is wearing a wool felt hat by Dick.
It was at that moment, she realized she never should have asked a prima ballerina to be in her wedding.
She's already chosen the hat she'll wear to watch Waity Katie come down the aisle.
At least her husband wasn't interested in wearing women's thongs.
Watching the zombies burn, Miranda made a mental note to pick up some frankfurters and charcoal briquettes on the way home.
Pamela thought it unseemly to be asked to wear a party hat while still perfectly sober.
Now she understood why his friends call him Mr. Ed.
I lie about my age and weight, steal Splenda packets from work, and have been told I own far too many shoes.