At least her husband wasn't interested in wearing women's thongs.
Letitia despaired when she saw what her best friend's husband had done. "It was bad enough he held her birthday party at a hockey rink, but to have her face and age displayed on the Jumbotron!"
"It was quite simple, really," Loretta told the girls. "While Robert was busy ogling the hostess, I slipped the waiter my phone number."
"For his birthday," Betty explained to her girlfriends, "Roger asked me to wear this so he could pretend he was rescuing me from the Hydra."
I lie about my age and weight, steal Splenda packets from work, and have been told I own far too many shoes.
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