The Powder Room

Beryl couldn't help but notice that her date was flying low.

Now she understood why his friends call him Mr. Ed.

Miriam didn't realize until it was too late.

The cruise Albert had in mind was a tuna fishing charter. Nevertheless, Miriam made the best of it, ignoring the splatters of chum that were already staining her new sundress.

Rhonda gets a text from her beau.

"It's a text from Roger... He's breaking up with me... Hmmm... I'll be able to go with you to the luncheon, after all."

Evangeline had never dated a stilt walker before.

Prunella had a glow about her.

Still a bit rumpled from her supply closet rendezvous with Arthur, Prunella warmly welcomed the visiting Amish quilters to the thimble factory.

Loretta makes everything look so easy.

"It was quite simple, really," Loretta told the girls. "While Robert was busy ogling the hostess, I slipped the waiter my phone number."

The trick is making it look like an accident.

"See, I'm not packing," Vivian reassured her ex who nevertheless continued stepping backwards, getting ever closer to the open manhole.

Those grass stains are going to take some explaining.

Before joining Henri on the grass, Lorna checked her pocket to be sure she'd brought condoms and breath mints.

 

She must have gotten dressed in the dark.

 Polly couldn't suppress a smile when she noticed her rival for Siegfried's affections was wearing pleated pleather pants.