Pamela thought it unseemly to be asked to wear a party hat while still perfectly sober.
Millie put down her accordion and graciously accepted the standing ovation for her signature number, a smoldering rendition of "Mama's Got a Squeezebox."
"Yoo-hoo," Delores called to the couple next door. "Would you like to join George and me in the hot tub? Clothing optional, of course."
With the Ladies Auxiliary meeting concluded, Audrey invited everyone to join her on the patio for Jell-O shots.
I lie about my age and weight, steal Splenda packets from work, and have been told I own far too many shoes.
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