The Powder Room

"How gauche."

Pamela thought it unseemly to be asked
to wear a party hat while still perfectly sober.

The crowd went wild.

Millie put down her accordion and graciously accepted the standing ovation for her signature number, a smoldering rendition of "Mama's Got a Squeezebox."

The invitation.

"Yoo-hoo," Delores called to the couple next door. "Would you like to join George and me in the hot tub? Clothing optional, of course."

Attendance at the Ladies Auxiliary is up.

With the Ladies Auxiliary meeting concluded, Audrey invited everyone to join her on the patio for Jell-O shots.