It was at that moment, she realized she never should have asked a prima ballerina to be in her wedding.
She's already chosen the hat she'll wear to watch Waity Katie come down the aisle.
"I know that's the stripper from the bachelorette party, Imogene, but I'msure he's forgotten all about the jalapeno massage oil."
"I used plenty of concealer, no one will notice the hickey."
Despite the purple plaid acetate, Anita was honored to be a bridesmaid at her best friend's wedding.
I lie about my age and weight, steal Splenda packets from work, and have been told I own far too many shoes.
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